The Body Collection

Because looking like a snack is the best revenge.

Why glow subtly when you can blind them with your radiance and your resentment? Our Petty Vibes Shimmer Body Oils come in three sassy shades, each infused with fine shimmer, attitude, and just enough shade to moisturize your soul. Lightweight, non-greasy, and perfect for when you want to leave a glowing impression — and a not-so-subtle message.

Too Hot to Be This Ignored – Pink shimmer that screams, “Text me back or don’t. I’ve already moved on.”

Apology Not Accepted – Rose gold vibes for when you're glowing and emotionally unavailable.

Your Loss, Babe – Golden shimmer to remind them what they fumbled (and what they’ll never have again).

Directions: Shake well, apply generously, and let the shimmer do the talking.
Warning: May cause extreme regret in those who underestimated you.