Tell-A-Tater

Got a deep, dark secret? Tell a tater.

We’ll listen (kind of). We’ll judge (a little).
But in the end… you’ll finally be free.

This is your moment. The burden doesn’t have to die with you.
Send us your juicy secret, and we’ll write it on a Yukon Gold potato—then ship it to a random stranger.
No names. No return address. No guilt.
Just you, your truth, and one glorious golden snitch beacuse these snitches dont get stiches.

secretto big for one tater try out family pack

We’ll spread your oversized emotional baggage across a whole spud squad, confessional you never knew you needed.